Larry David's Bernie Sanders Assures 'SNL' Fans He'll Endorse Joe Biden

Written by on April 12, 2020

Whereas portraying Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on “Saturday Evening Dwell” this week,  Larry David groused that he’s “at all times a bridesmaid, by no means the Democratic nominee.”

“What the hell occurred?” he requested. Sanders dropped his presidential bid on Wednesday.

“It didn’t assist that the media lined up behind Joe Biden like he traces up behind the set of girls’ shoulders,” he complained.

However chill out, he instructed viewers. He’ll endorse Biden — particularly as a result of he would do something to verify President Donald Trump doesn’t win a second time period. His stage of enthusiasm stays a query, nevertheless. 

David-as-Sanders additionally famous that the coronavirus is the actual disaster, and well being care staff don’t have correct protecting gear.

“They don’t have Purell. They don’t even have the little keychain that has the bottle of Purell that goes in your purse. Their gloves have holes within the fingers like Oliver Twist,” he stated.

As for social distancing greatest practices, he urged a “half-wave — it’s 50% whats up and 50% ‘Ehh go away, go away.’ It’s labored for me for years.”

“Keep secure, keep wholesome, and please, no matter you do, keep the hell away from me,” he added. 


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